Today’s hot, clammy, and moderately gross weather forced me to remove my opaque tights while driving down Sydney Road! Talented? No doubt, but it was an EMERGENCY CONTORTIONIST PROCEDURE as I faced down some type of skin suffocation from the toe-hip bone.

Death by opaque tight is a phenomenon restricted to when Melbourne’s summer goes all steamy/tropical. If I wanted unbearable humidity, I’d go hang out in our bathroom which doesn’t have a single openable window!

Samone wears:
Romance Was Born dress
Necklace by Venessa Arizaga
Elliot Mann Karen bag
Crap opaque tights that are too thick, too spandex-shiny in the morning sun, and so ready for the bin.
MM6 wedges by Maison Martin Margiela

Jasper wears:
Pumpkin Patch cardigan
Munster t-shirt
Munster jeans
Yo Gabba Gabba Vans

Saffron wears:
Rittenhouse long-sleeved t-shirt
Sudo jeans
Walnut shoes
 

 

 

 

 

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