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Saffron wears:
T-shirt and skirt from Animal Protection Society Op Shop, Cheltenham
Ric-rac as belt
Mother’s badges
Oobi socks
Yo Gabba Gabba Vans

Jasper wears:
Small Society long-sleeved t-shirt
Munster shorts
His sister’s socks
Yo Gabba Gabba Vans

Samone wears:
Extremely bad hayfever and ensuing puffiness. You goons are SO lucky my eyes are open!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen Walker dress
Gorman belt
APC wedges (I am starting to question open-toed shoes … perhaps they’re not for me. While my beautiful Pa Pa used to always call me Tadpole,  I never realized till now I am SO OBVIOUSLY part frog.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today’s hot, clammy, and moderately gross weather forced me to remove my opaque tights while driving down Sydney Road! Talented? No doubt, but it was an EMERGENCY CONTORTIONIST PROCEDURE as I faced down some type of skin suffocation from the toe-hip bone.

Death by opaque tight is a phenomenon restricted to when Melbourne’s summer goes all steamy/tropical. If I wanted unbearable humidity, I’d go hang out in our bathroom which doesn’t have a single openable window!

Samone wears:
Romance Was Born dress
Necklace by Venessa Arizaga
Elliot Mann Karen bag
Crap opaque tights that are too thick, too spandex-shiny in the morning sun, and so ready for the bin.
MM6 wedges by Maison Martin Margiela

Jasper wears:
Pumpkin Patch cardigan
Munster t-shirt
Munster jeans
Yo Gabba Gabba Vans

Saffron wears:
Rittenhouse long-sleeved t-shirt
Sudo jeans
Walnut shoes
 

 

 

 

 

Saffron was photographed today on the proviso that I included her favourite handbag and can-can skirt.

Jasper insisted on holding a wind-up chicken, which strangely only pulls together the general avian look.

Saffron wears:
Ken Done print tunic (was a dress when her legs were shorter) from a lovely seller on Etsy
Can-can skirt by Oobi
Metallicus leggings
Salt Water Sandals
Oobi headband

Jasper wears:
Cried Wolf tee-shirt, which, a year after buying it, is still way too big
Little Horn long-sleeved tee-shirt
Munster jeans
Converse Riddler hi-tops

Samone wears:
Gorman dress*
PAM cardigan
Happy Socks
MM6 Maison Martin Margiela wedges
Venessa Arizaga necklace

* Note to the Grooming Astute: yessssssssssss, it’s true. I only ironed the skirt as the cardigan was supposed to be buttoned up. Then I got too hot and forgot the top was creased. Perhaps I shouldn’t be pointing out these dreadful flaws of mine …

Oh, listen.

While I am truly a ‘cat person’, most pups are pretty rad.

1) I like the way pups kick their feet off the ground when leaping diagonally for frisbees.

2) I like the way pups loll their heads and tongues out of fast-moving cars.

3) I like the way pups growl and eye off suspect strangers.

4) I like the way pups bury old and fresh bones in the backyard.

(I often do the top three, but very rarely the latter. I guess if you take all this in, I am pretty much three-parts pup.)

My one issue with some pups is purely olfactory:

Sirs! I do not like the smell of pup, by which I mean DOG!

It has me reaching for the scrubbing brush and methylated spirits, and SIRS, I mostly wear fine silks and feathers!

However, this Puppy is most unlikely to offend, odour-wise. If nothing else, it’d smell like confectioner’s sugar.

This photo belongs to the Hotham Street Ladies.blogspot.com

This ode to Jeff Koons’s Puppy is of course a CAKE, as baked by the astonishingly talented ‘Hotham Street Ladies’.

Look how whackadoo similar it looks to Koons’s original (when it lived at the MCA in Sydney before moving to Bilbao, Spain):

In summary:

HOTHAM STREET LADIES’ PUPPY-CAKE, NOT ONLY MUST YOU SMELL REALLY-REALLY GOOD (FOR A DOG), YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO RAD MY WORLD!

Thanx.

Far out, sister, there’s rad and then there’s this wallpaper by Mexican photographer David Franco.

My mind whirred like the Gravitron when I spied this on the Flavor Paper site.

My mouth got gummy.

And my hands sweated.

Thankfully, I didn’t spew.

“RAAAAAA!” I finally wailed. No, I wasn’t summoning my favourite Egyptian sun god this time round, rather, I was unable to spit out the D.

(Admittedly I’d imbibed a couple of Voltarin painkillers about 20 minutes before, I am suffering a week-long un-rad tension headache, relieved, barely, by this amazing mural.)

And so anyway, in lieu of an inflatable jumping castle that space doesn’t quite allow, we are getting Everland for the formal lounge.

In case you’re wondering, there is not one speck of our decor that is geared towards re-selling, and why should it be?

Everland! You RAD MY WORLD.

 

 

 

A while ago, I ordered this t-shirt for my huzbs. It was drawn by the very clever Kenzie of  Hand Made T-shirts by Kenzie.

Tim, well, he loves that t-shirt!  He says that even though it is about two sizes too small and thus looks like it belongs on a Mardis Gras float, he’ll wear it to bed some days any old how.

In a relationship that has spanned 17.5 years, I have successfully gleaned that three of his favourite things are:

1) Kevin Costner’s feel-good baseball hit of ’89 ‘Field of Dreams’;

2) The Commodore Amiga home computer; and

3)  Lars Ulrich (whose hand he shook once at some sketchy event hosted by an even sketchier commercial radio station).

Kenzie drew them up, and WOW, there they are. RAD!

While these days he is all paired down simplicity in his Scandinavian-esque dungarees, Tim really is no stranger to the DIY aesthetic. And, around 2002, things were wildly DIY in our home.

Every night, I used to sit there DIY-ing, in front of that brand TV new series, Scrubs, all the while wondering if Meg and Jack White were really brother and sister or husband and wife.

“Dude, you cannot get shit this RAD in the shops!” I would orate over the peaky whiff of that fabric pen.

True, I never quite had the DIY skillz to match my DIY enthusiasm, but here’s a bunch of things I made for him using fabric pens, felt, and poorly wrangled embroidery floss.

And, because he loved me lots and knew RAD when he saw it, Tim usually wore these creations. Even the jumper that had a stuffed (faux) koala’s head sewn on it!

(Not pictured. Someone threw it in the bin).

The Toucan Sam off the Froot Loops box hat!

Look! I even came up with my own slogan. If that isn’t DIY, I don’t know what is!

Three Michelin-stars go to my weird crappily tattooed Bibendum in a post-Apocalyptic city (complete with strange floating teddy bear’s head).

Even when you’re DIYing a baseball cap, it pays to think about this mortal coil we’re whizzing around. Here is my ode to Ghostbusters on Día de los Muertos fabric.

And, there were oodles more.

I was constantly using the pinking shears to re-fashion a tie into a cravat, and sticking all sorts of stupid crap on t-shirts (most visually arresting and difficult to wear was a Barrel of Monkeys).

These were my favourite sneakers, that someone in Japan customized (you’ve seen my drawing skills, above):

Anyway, while most of this stuff is stuffed in a box somewhere, there will always be a little bit of DIY in my heart. One day, I will deploy it properly in a CWA meet somewhere. With skill opposed to grit!

Almost a decade on from my own frenzy of DIY, I still feel a rush of joy when I see a proper young person proudly wearing something they have obviously made.

Rocking a DIY aesthetic, you Rad My World!

‘Sky Puppets’! Whoever knew that was what these fellas are called.

See also: ‘Air Dancers’ and ‘Inflatables’.

And there I was pummelling ‘Air blower snakey guy like you sometimes see on the street’ into Google images!

When I’m cruising the highways and byways with my rag-tag crew, sighting one of these blokes is something to have me loll about laughing and nigh-on speaking in tongues in delight.

HEEHEE!

Look how he’s all dangly ..

and blowy …

and HAHAHAHA …

stuff!

I narrate to the children.

We are in the process of renovating our house at the moment, a topic that will recur, oh probably constantly.

The architecture on our street is a curious medley of 1960s Australian Home-made Modern, and a peppering of newer, flashier builds. One recent addition (complete with fountain) is seemingly an homage to the Sun King’s rural pavillion, Versailles.

In response, I am thinking of getting a sky puppet or few to line our lawns as an homage to, oh, being BAT-SHIT MENTAL.

Sky puppets — air dancers, whatever you’re called — you Rad My World!

Samone xx

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